Ep 55 - Aztec Creation Myth pt. 2: The Fifth Age

Last time, we covered the first four ages and their epic ends at the hands of the gods, extreme elemental forces and Jaguarnado! Now, we bring you into the Fifth age of the poor and brave sun boy, Nanahautl, and the rich and cowardly moon boy, Tecuciztecatl.

PodcastChristian MadonnaSeptember 1, 2019Drunk, Mythology, Podcast, comedy, Humor, Philosophy, myth, storytelling, History, education, Aztec, Creation, Suns, Mesoamerican, Mexican, Mexico, Mexica, Florentine Codex, Ometeotl, Ometecuhtli, Omecihuatl, Tōnacātēcuhtli, Tonacacihuatl, Lord and Lady of Sustenance, Lord of Duality, Four Tezcatlipocas, four cardinal directions, Tezcatlipoca, Smoking Mirror, Black Tezcatlipoca, Gods, North, North Wind, night, winds, hurricanes, war, obsidian, jaguars, Quetzelcoatl, Feathered Serpent, White Tezcatlipoca, West, Knowledge, Learning, Art, Huitzilopochtli, Hummingbird of the South, Blue Tezcatlipoca of the South, warrior god, human sacrifice, Xiuhcoatl, Blue snake, atlatl, spear, Xipe Totec, Flayed God, East, Red Tezcatlipoca, Ramsay Bolton Bastards, agriculture, spring, farming, disease, renewal, first four ages, calendars, seasons, crocodile, Cipactli, fish, frog, indeterminate gender, primordial void, Tyr, Fenrir, blood sacrifices, first age, Sun of the Earth, Age of the Jaguar, Raining Jaguars, second age sun, the Sun of the Wind, monkeys, third age, Tlaloc, god of rain, Sun of the Rain, lightning, fertility, Third Sun Age, Age of Fire, Chalchiuhtlicue, She of Jade Skirt, Sun of the Water, lord of water, rivers, seas, storms, baptism, Age of Water, Giant, Joten, aliens, Nanahuatzin, Tecuciztecatl, Nanahautl, Teotihuacan, Quetzalcoatl, Quetzal, Tecicztecatl, Sun, Moon, Tonatiuh, Morning Star, Eagle, Jaguar, EarthquakesComment

Ep 54 - Aztec Creation Myth pt. 1: The Four Tezcatlipocas and First Four Ages

Time to get some knowledge about the Aztec Creation myth and the first four ages and what went wrong every time. Spoiler alert: the gods are gonna wreck shit. We gonna bring you back to the very beginning, when Ometeotl made the gods out of the primordial void, and then we gonna about the first four suns and the four Tezcatlipocas. Every age begins and ends with one of the elements, like hurricanes, floods, rains of fire, and best of all — the JAGUARNADO!

PodcastChristian MadonnaAugust 11, 2019Drunk, Mythology, Podcast, comedy, Humor, Philosophy, myth, storytelling, History, education, Aztec, Creation, Suns, Mesoamerican, Mexican, Mexico, Mexica, Florentine Codex, Ometeotl, Ometecuhtli, Omecihuatl, Tōnacātēcuhtli, Tonacacihuatl, Lord and Lady of Sustenance, Lord of Duality, Four Tezcatlipocas, four cardinal directions, Tezcatlipoca, Smoking Mirror, Black Tezcatlipoca, Gods, North, North Wind, night, winds, hurricanes, war, obsidian, jaguars, Quetzelcoatl, Feathered Serpent, White Tezcatlipoca, West, Knowledge, Learning, Art, Huitzilopochtli, Hummingbird of the South, Blue Tezcatlipoca of the South, warrior god, human sacrifice, Xiuhcoatl, Blue snake, atlatl, spear, Xipe Totec, Flayed God, East, Red Tezcatlipoca, Ramsay Bolton Bastards, agriculture, spring, farming, disease, renewal, first four ages, calendars, seasons, crocodile, Cipactli, fish, frog, indeterminate gender, primordial void, Tyr, Fenrir, blood sacrifices, first age, Sun of the Earth, Age of the Jaguar, Raining Jaguars, second age sun, the Sun of the Wind, monkeys, third age, Tlaloc, god of rain, Sun of the Rain, lightning, fertility, Third Sun Age, Age of Fire, Chalchiuhtlicue, She of Jade Skirt, Sun of the Water, lord of water, rivers, seas, storms, baptism, Age of Water, Giant, Joten, aliensComment

Ep 5 - Once Upon a Perseus

Krista and Christian talk about the heroics of Demigod and all-around good guy Perseus, who proves that even in Greek myth, good things happen to good people and there can actually be happy endings. Perseus’s featured feats include defeating the Gorgons, the Graeae, befriending both acorn bread eating people and Hyperboreans and many more good things. Zeus’s featured feats include impregnating Perseus’s mom, Danae, as a golden shower. What the Hades, Zeus.